What is the Best Condom?

I can’t believe I’m going to post such thing on my blog, but hey, it’s also a technology!

Maybe you can call this the breakthrough in sex industry, iCondom. Not just an ordinary rubber, but also features several cool things.

It has no relationship with iPhone nor iPod. They just, I believe, piggybacking them. Steve Jones, the iCondom’s spokesperson said that they were need 4 years to created this most perfect condom in the world, which he believed it will makes a revolutionary in sex-lifestyle.

Care to know some of its features?

This one is what giggled me most. iMemory.

The story has just began. I will be blunt.

This latex memorized your JACK while it’s on top of its size, and stays like that. So, once you wear it, you better be hard as soon as possible.

The purpose of this technology is, so you don’t need to worry when you’re weakened, or completely lost your appetite to your girlfriend. iMemory will stays on your highest peak, so you still have chance to regain that size (if you could afford it). This way, your opposite sex won’t be bothered by your true little buddy.

One problem that I always think about it. Will it stays hard forever, or will going back to normal? What you expect to see when your game is over?

A 12″ tall glass of cement? o.O;

Beside iMemory, it have also other features such as:

1. iLight
2. iFood
3. iTree

If you care so much about the detail, just go check it by yourself on their official site.